It doesn’t take a doctor to work out the results of this X-ray.

And when a glass bottle has been shoved up your bottom, you don’t need an expert to tell you anyway.

I’m using what I would class as one of the most expensive wifi hotspots in the country.
I’m currently at the Savoy in London and it’s costing £100 for internet access for the day. Ouch!

I got bitten yesterday whilst shredding some cuttings in the garden.
I didn’t really think anything of it as you occasionally get a nibble here and there from harmless little midges.

However, today my leg had swollen up rather nicely and it’s been a little painful to walk on.
The back of my knee is inflamed and is preventing me from stretching my leg out straight.

I’ve just come back from a trip to the hospital, where they gave me some antibiotics to take.
I’d like to meet the bug that bit me in a dark alley with a fly swatter!