On behalf of a friend who shall remain anonymous, I’d like to thank the NHS for providing such a superior service. For ten months now you’ve had this operation planned. In fact it was due to take place next Wednesday afternoon.

This morning, said friend received a letter of cancellation, just four days away from when you were due to cut him up. A reason for the cancellation would be nice. Being a teacher means precise planning of things like this as they can’t really take leave during school time. Easter would have been the ideal time for recovery.

Thank you NHS for keeping people like this on their toes. It’s nice to know our NI contributions and taxes pay for a cat and mouse game.