Tag Archive for 'idiot'

Fake seatbelt

Ivan Segedin’s subterfuge killed him when he was in a head-on car crash while wearing a fake seatbelt, a coroner says.
“Ultimately Mr Segedin’s actions in driving without a seatbelt have cost him his life in an accident that he may well have survived had he worn one,” coroner Carla na Nagara said yesterday.

Mr Segedin, 39, refused to wear a seatbelt and had been fined for not wearing one 32 times since February 2003.

Impaled whilst stealing

An unlucky thief had his world turned literally upside down on Friday night when he became impaled on palisade fencing.

It is alleged that the man was trying to steal goods from informal traders in Cathedral Street, central Durban, when he his plan went awry.

ER24 paramedic Katya Evans said emergency services personnel arrived at the scene on Saturday morning to find the unfortunate man hanging upside down with one foot still impaled on the large metal rods, and an unlit cigarette hanging from his pursed lips.

“He had been trying to climb over the fence and both his feet had been impaled. During the course of the evening he had managed to free one foot. According to bystanders, he had been hanging on the fence for nearly 12 hours.”

I guess that’s karma paying a visit!

Suing the dead

A Spanish driver who fatally collided with a cyclist is suing the dead youth’s family 20,000 Euros (£14,830) for the damage the impact of his body did to his luxury car, a Spanish newspaper reported.

Businessman Tomas Delgado says 17-year-old Enaitz Iriondo caused 14,000 Euros (£10,384) of damage to his Audi A8 in the fatal 2004 crash in La Rioja region, the El Pais newspaper reported.

“I’m also a victim in all of this, you can’t fix the lad’s problems, but you can fix mine,” Delgado told the newspaper, ahead of a January 30 legal decision on his suit.

I could think of a few choice words to say to him.

Trip and blow up

A WOULD-be suicide bomber fell down a flight of stairs and blew himself up as he headed out for an attack in Afghanistan, police say.

It was the second such incident in two days, with another man killing himself and three others on Tuesday when his bomb-filled waistcoat exploded as he was putting it on in the southern town of Lashkar Gah…

“Coming down the stairs, he fell down and exploded. Two civilian women and a man were wounded,” Mir said.

Drunken idiot

A 21-year-old Chorley man who put hundreds of lives at risk by standing in front of an oncoming train could face up to two years behind bars.

Drunk

Ogden jumped out of the way of the Manchester to Blackpool train at the very last second as it travelled over the Rylands crossing - leading both his friends and the driver to believe he had been hit.

The father-of-one admitted that he had been drinking before the offence, on July 14 this year, and thought the whole thing would be “a bit of a laugh”.

I think he should also have the word “twat” tattooed across his forehead.




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