In a world of bad efits and photofits this could be the worst. The Royal Thai Police have released this sketch of a bank robber and are asking anyone who may have seen him to contact them.

He has no features, a silver reflective visor where a face should be and his black head is very bulbous…

Police rigourously gathered witness statements which were corroborated to paint a perfect picture of the bank robber.

They now say they suspect he was wearing a motorcycle helmet at the time of the robbery.

A gunman who apparently planned everything except how to get a safe open is being sought for the attempted robbery Monday of a Washington Mutual Bank branch near Lake Merritt, authorities said.

… After some unsuccessful attempts to open it on his own, the suspect fled out a back door without any money since there was no cash yet in the tellers’ drawers.

Police in South Africa’s capital, Pretoria, claim to have to caught the “dumbest criminal” this year.

The man walked into a station to report that he had been held up at gunpoint by a gang who had stolen his mobile phone.

But when the detective phoned the number of the phone reportedly stolen, it rang in the complainant’s pocket.